I studied Philosophy at University and the discussion of possibility often talked about referencing possible worlds. This idea of worlds similar to ours but minutely different has become prominent in pop-culture recently. Obviously this idea is used rarely to discuss the impacts this would have on possibility and identity, and instead delight in the fun antics of a potential multiverse. I decided to have some fun too.
Yes I know they are actually universes that are different not whole multiverses but SEO...
Multiverse where most people are right handed
Multiverse where dogs talk but only in French
Multiverse where CDs were designed 1cm larger but not CD trays
Multiverse where the Allies won WWII but a day earlier
Multiverse where the Allies won WWII but a day later
Multiverse where everyone left nipple is slightly off centre
Multiverse where comic sans isn't derided by most people
Multiverse where everyone's left nipple is unsymmetrical to their right
Multiverse where the Macarena became a ballroom classic dance
Multiverse where people swim faster than they walk
Multiverse where Futurama never got cancelled
Multiverse where speech marks were never invented
Multiverse where football nets are still triangular and old-fashioned
Multiverse where left and right are called reft and light
Multiverse where my b key doesn't stick to my space-bar
Multiverse where bum cracks are horizontal
Multiverse where bank pin codes have five digits
Multiverse where the Opium Wars never ended
Multiverse where beefeaters wear trilby hats
Multiverse where Dance Dance Revolution became an Olympic sport
Multiverse where the capital of Germany is Frankfurt
Multiverse where hamburgers were named Dithmarscheners but not for the reason you'd think
Multiverse where God wrote the Bible but in wingdings
Multiverse where emojis never existed but the Emoji Movie still did
Multiverse where the Cuban Missile Crisis ended with a hug
Multiverse where Martin Scorsese wasn't fussed about superhero films
Multiverse where Darth Vader never turned out to be Luke's father
Multiverse where the British National Anthem is Waltzing Maltida
Multiverse where gravity is 10% lighter and bouncy castles are lethal
Multiverse where Resident Evil wasn't renamed and remained Biohazard
Multiverse where alt-history youtubers weren't obsessed with the Nazis
Multiverse where the hokey-cokey is outlawed
Multiverse where 9/11 was named 11/9 because USA used dd/mm/yyyy
Multiverse where 9/11 didn't happen because USA used dd/mm/yyyy
Multiverse where gloves are called hand-socks
Multiverse where the music is written vertically
Multiverse where water tastes like mayonnaise
Multiverse where dirt bikes that are louder than an explosion don't go down my road every other second
Multiverse where Admiral Nelson was a hidden Jedi
Multiverse where Nelson Mandela was a hidden Jedi
Multiverse where banks are actually open in useful hours
Multiverse where Twitter was renamed PornHub2:DieHarder
Multiverse where serfdom is popular in surfing communities
Multiverse where I never wrote this list
Multiverse where cutting onions make you cum instead of cry
Multiverse where taking Calpol as an adult is socially acceptable
Multiverse where headphones leads never tangle
Multiverse where wedding rings are worn on your thumb
Multiverse where underwear is optional
Multiverse where the most realistic art people could make resembled the Bayeux Tapestry
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